The Onion
What Is It? — For decades, The Onion has been the leading satirical news publication in the United States. If you’re a comedy fan, you know it well and can probably recite your favorite headlines from memory.
What Did I Do? — I was a regular contributor to The Onion (and it’s sister site ClickHole) from roughly 2016 to 2022. I wrote countless headlines, one-off jokes, and social-only posts in those years, some of which you’ll find below.
Study: Truly Being Seen Still Ranks Among Worst Possible Experiences In Human Existence
Election Experts Worry Record Voter Turnout Could Make Nation Look Like A Bunch Of Dorks
Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun
New Journals Reveal Darwin’s Observations Began As Research For Finch-Based Fantasy Series
Woman All Geared Up To Complain About Work Sidelined By Friend With Marital Problems
Styrofoam To Spend Next 500 Years Reflecting On How Well It Protected Blender In Transport
Mom’s Latest Halloween Decoration Just Rustic Wooden Sign That Says ‘Bones’
